Quotes about Men

Quotes about men and guys. Some are funny and humorous.

Men are all the same. They always think that something they are going to get is better than what they have got. - John Oliver Hobbes

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with. - Kathleen Mifsud

Men don't understand, as a rule, that women like to get used to them by degrees. - John Oliver Hobbes

The younger man is attracted to an older woman most likely because of her poise, her social graces, her contacts. She has a polish he hasn't yet acquired. - Joyce Brothers

If you would understand men, study women. - French Proverb

Men truly want brighter, more articulate, aggressive women. They want to be seen in the world with them. But they also want these women to leave some of it at the doorstep. These guys love their wives. They just haven't figured out what to do when that strength is channeled toward them. - Terrence Real

Men are more conventional than women and much slower to change their ideas. - Kathleen Norris

Men are but children of a larger growth, our appetites as apt to change as theirs, and full of craving too, and full as vain. - John Dryden

When two men fight over a woman it's the fight they want, not the woman. - Brendan Francis

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them. - Helen Rowland

It's always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should refuse an offer of marriage; - Jane Austen

It's men with low self-esteem who give women (and other men) the most problems, from subtle condescension to grandiosity and outright violence. - Gloria Steinem

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too. - Henry Louis Mencken

At first when men lose their hair, they freak out and think they'll look old. Then they calm down. They see models in GQ with shaved heads, and men are finding that their wives and girlfriends like the shaved look. Finally they're listening to women. - Robert Tollis

A man in love is incomplete until he is married, Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Why is it men are permitted to be obsessed about their work, but women are only permitted to be obsessed about men? - Barbra Streisand

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

More and more women are coming to use men as mere sex objects, which is a welcome switch for both sexes. - Brendan Francis

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Browne

The first symptom of love in a young man is shyness. The first symptom in a woman, it's boldness - Victor Hugo

Man will do many things to get himself loved; he will do all things to get himself envied. - Mark Twain

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. - Ann Landers

If a man is happily married why would he look for another woman? - Gianni Paladini

Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause - you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles. - Rita Rudner

According to my sister, the expert novelist Jackie Collins, most men stray. And sex doesn't mean anything to most men. But I wouldn't date a man who slept around. Absolutely not. I've divorced people for that. - Joan Collins

The worst thing a man can ever do is kiss me on the first date. - Halle Berry

Men who treat women as helpless and charming playthings deserve women who treat men as delightful and generous bank accounts. - GQ

I've dated men my age, younger than me and older. The only difference is the young ones are quicker at taking out the garbage. - Lara Flynn Boyle

I find it a turnoff whenever men aren't into some kind of sport. And no, video games don't count. I dated a guy who was into video games, and I wanted to shoot myself. - Eva Longoria

Men don't know much about women. We do know when they're happy. We know when they're crying and we know when they're pissed off. We just don't know in what order these are gonna come at us. - Evan Davis

Beware of men who cry. It's true that men who cry are sensitive to and in touch with feelings but the only feeling they tend to be sensitive to and in touch with are their own. - Nora Ephron

I think men are less sophisticated. They need validation from friends, magazines and personal experience, and to be sure that they feel comfortable in something, before they part with their money. - Dylan Jones

Never marry a man who hates his mother because he'll end up hating you. - Jill Bennet

The man who has no secrets from his wife either has no secrets or no wife. - Gilbert Wells

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives. - Samuel Johnson

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. - Helen Rowland

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